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Offline PBurke

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redneck pickup lines.
« on: January 28, 2007, 09:01:31 AM »
get your notebook out pig pen!




1) Did you fart?   
cuz you blew me away.   

2) Are yer parents retarded?   
cuz ya sure are special.   

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea:   
I can't hold it in.   

4) Do you have a library card?   
cuz I'd like to sign you out.   

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?   
cuz I can see myself in 'em.   

6) If you was a tree 'n I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in   
yer hole.   

7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's   
only a light switch away.   

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"   
Woman - "WHAT?"   
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."   

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,   
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.   

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?   
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.   

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.   

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep   
til afternoon.   

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench:   
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.   
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2007, 09:04:12 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) ;D ;D :*)) :*))
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 03:33:51 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 28, 2007, 09:01:31 AM
get your notebook out pig pen!




1) Did you fart?   
cuz you blew me away.   

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea:   
I can't hold it in.   


You're killing me!!  :*))
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 03:49:32 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 28, 2007, 09:01:31 AM

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"   
Woman - "WHAT?"   
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."   

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep   
til afternoon.   


 :D ;D O0
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM »
You ever use any of these Paul?
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 07:28:18 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
You ever use any of these Paul?
He wrote them all. ;D ;D
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2007, 07:33:08 PM »
Quote from: wpruitt on January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
You ever use any of these Paul?

He's from louisiana, what do you think?     :*))
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2007, 07:42:40 PM »
Quote from: David on January 28, 2007, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
You ever use any of these Paul?

He's from louisiana, what do you think?     :*))
Wrote and used!
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2007, 09:18:27 PM »
Quote from: David on January 28, 2007, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
You ever use any of these Paul?

He's from louisiana, what do you think?     :*))
I'll bet his favorite song is " I'm my own grandpa" by Willie Neilson. ;D ;D
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2007, 05:54:22 AM »
Quote from: David on January 28, 2007, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: wpruitt on January 28, 2007, 07:26:18 PM
You ever use any of these Paul?

He's from louisiana, what do you think?     :*))

you are thinking of arkansas. ha ha. no redneck here. 100% pure cajun.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2007, 01:48:27 PM »
Didn't need my notebook, I printed 'em
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2007, 01:55:29 PM »
Quote from: PigPen on January 29, 2007, 01:48:27 PM
Didn't need my notebook, I printed 'em

your wife probably heard all of 'em before yall got hitched, huh?
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2007, 02:09:53 PM »
Quote from: pburke on January 29, 2007, 01:55:29 PM
Quote from: PigPen on January 29, 2007, 01:48:27 PM
Didn't need my notebook, I printed 'em

your wife probably heard all of 'em before yall got hitched, huh?

as did yours.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2007, 02:19:04 PM »
Quote from: David on January 29, 2007, 02:09:53 PM
Quote from: pburke on January 29, 2007, 01:55:29 PM
Quote from: PigPen on January 29, 2007, 01:48:27 PM
Didn't need my notebook, I printed 'em

your wife probably heard all of 'em before yall got hitched, huh?

as did yours.


nah, she picked me up in a bar. started as a friends with bennies thing. bet she regrets it now. MMMUUAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2007, 02:21:45 PM »
Only the one about the mirror in the britches
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