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Offline jonbonbaldy

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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2007, 12:40:02 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
But you did forget "squieel like a pig city boy".
still top chat up line's to say to your sister err......i mean woman in a hoe-down pmsl
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2007, 08:37:05 PM »
LOL man that's pretty funny
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Offline MR. CLEAN

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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2007, 11:20:58 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

Fat Penguin... Thats pretty good.  I am going to have to use that one.  Sounds like something that would break the Ice alright, that and the silence when she starts laughing histarically. 

 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2007, 11:23:30 AM »
Quote from: MR. CLEAN on February 17, 2007, 11:20:58 AM
:*)) :*)) :*))

Fat Penguin... Thats pretty good.  I am going to have to use that one.  Sounds like something that would break the Ice alright, that and the silence when she starts laughing histarically. 

 :*)) :*)) :*))


which works pretty good itself. making them laugh i mean.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2007, 06:57:47 PM »
my favorite redneck pickup line is..."git in the truck B****!"
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2007, 08:41:02 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Woo, that's some funny stuff.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2007, 07:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Kajun on February 22, 2007, 06:57:47 PM
my favorite redneck pickup line is..."git in the truck B****!"

That's foreplay in Texas
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 10:58:43 AM »
Thought Texas foreplay was popping the beer top.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2007, 06:02:06 PM »
My favotire red neck pick up line.

Booyyy, You sure do have a perty tooth.


So we all know the forplay line but did you know what a redneck girls says after sex?

Get off me daddy, your squishing my cigarettes.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2007, 07:12:50 PM »
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So we all know the forplay line but did you know what a redneck girls says after sex?

Get off me daddy, your squishing my cigarettes.

Now that just ain't right.   ???
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Offline iBald

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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2007, 07:18:36 PM »
If it comes out of my mouth, 80% of the time it is raunchy.
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2007, 08:25:26 PM »
Quote from: iBald on March 31, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
If it comes out of my mouth, 80% of the time it is raunchy.

Same here bro.  I was just joking.  I have a sick sense of humor.  My wife has just as sick of a sense of humor as I do.  Maybe that's why she has been able to put up with me all these years???  ???  :/O  :D  >:D
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2007, 11:36:07 PM »
Here's one you missed...

"Pardon me little lady.  Would you think I was terribly forward if I asked you if I could give you a poke?"   :o
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2007, 11:20:46 AM »
That's messed up Sarge.  Good, but messed up.    ;D
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Re: redneck pickup lines.
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2007, 02:16:21 PM »
Quote from: SlickCountry on April 01, 2007, 11:20:46 AM
That's messed up Sarge.  Good, but messed up.    ;D

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