Confuscius say: Seven Day Honeymoon Make Whole Weak!!!!
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True Story! (Barney Stinson - How i met your mother)
Best show out there...
Time heals EVERYTHING.
Experience is the best teacher.
"Hey ya'll...watch this!!"
Famous LAST words of a number of southern rednecks!
Several thought provoking quotes
"A day without sunshine is like night."
"Inside every old person is a younger person who wonders......what the hell happend?"
"If you think no one gives a damn about you...just miss a couple of payments"
"42.7% of statistics are made on the spot."
"Life isn't a box of chocolates. Its a jar of jalepeno's. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!"
Larry the Cable Guy
"no good deed goes unpunished" original author unknown.
"Hold my beer, I wanna try sumfin"