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Offline hammerdrill376

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You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« on: October 04, 2008, 07:06:31 AM »
Heres a take off from one of Tylers recent posts and of course inspired by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if_______________(then fill in your idea)

Heres mine "You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you have your favorite NASCAR drivers number tattoed on your head!! O0

GOOOOOO 88
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 08:24:53 AM »
You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you hang out with PigPen or PBurke more than you should
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2008, 10:37:36 AM »
You might be a Redneck bald guy if you get a picture of a rabbit tattooed on your head so you'll have hare....(hair)    :D     
« Last Edit: October 04, 2008, 01:22:11 PM by Brkeatr »
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM »
you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2008, 12:14:36 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2008, 12:26:37 PM »
Timmay has this thing for orbital and belt sanders lately....         
« Last Edit: October 04, 2008, 12:29:36 PM by Brkeatr »
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2008, 01:14:28 PM »
You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 09:10:17 PM »
Quote from: Brkeatr on October 04, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
You might be a REDNECK SLY BALD Guy if you have to poke holes in your pants pockets in order to rub your fingers through your hair

You are nasty...
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 09:48:17 PM »
You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
    your wife uses Duct Tape to give you a "horseshoe wax"....
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2008, 10:46:54 PM »
You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if this is your favorite thread on the board
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2008, 10:52:25 PM »
You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 12:38:44 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on October 04, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
you might be a redneck if you use a belt sander to exfoliate your scalp

If you wear a cheesy hat that makes you look like Tommy Chong :P :*))
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 12:44:51 PM »
You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if you got

goooooooooo 88 typed on your post.......LOL.....(sorry hammer, couldn't resist )    :*))
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 12:59:50 PM »
if you fart in the shower!
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Re: You might be a REDNECK Sly Bald Guy if.............
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 01:02:27 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on October 06, 2008, 12:59:50 PM
if you fart in the shower!
:*)) :*)) :*)) Tim! You kill me, bro!!! :*)) :*)) :*))
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