We try to involve both families at either Thanksgiving or RamaHanuKwanzMas / Winter Solstice Non-Secular Celebration Season (aka "Christmas" in the House of Schro). Some years it's hard to accomplish that, since our relatives are spread out all over the US. This Christmas (I can say that, since it applies to me), we're hosting the family, so Team Schro is a free agent this Thanksgiving ... anyone got 4 spots open?
GAS...you will be here for Thanksgiving and Christmas right? I mean you know you need to be here. You never spend enough time with this side of your friends. Do not give me any excuses because I will not tolerate it. You spend plenty of time with her family and your family..now it is time you start paying attention to everyone else. DONT YOU THINK! Now what are WE GOING to have to for dinner? you bring the turkey, dressing , mashed potatoes, homemade noodles, greenbean casserole, Red Velvet cake for dessert. Please do not bring anything to my house that needs to be re-heated because I got a brand new oven and I do not want to turn it on to reheat a turkey taht you OBVIOUSLY do NOT know how to COOK, your noodles are all clumped together, your dressing ( you can break a window with it) mashed potatoes are runny and greenbean casserole is burnt. Not to mention the Red Velvet cake...you might as well call it a RED CARPET cake because taht is all it is worth...to be walked on. See ya at 1:00 thanksgiving day. Oh I will supply the drinking water...from my Braun water filter. See ya