...a cardiologist died and was given
an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service
Following the eulogy, the heart
opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners
burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said,
'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted.
