to quote Rodney Carrington. "She's more of a man than you'll ever be."
There was a funny Cheers episode where Norm was trying to enhance his sex life with his wife--Vera.
They were giving mental imaging a try...so Norm says,
"....so last night Vera was trying to picture me as looking like Charles Bronson.......and I was trying like hell to picture Vera as _NOT_ looking like Charles Bronson."