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PBurke:
>John hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
>between the legs of me wife!"
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
>toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
>toast?"
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
>beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
>corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the Prize the
>other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
>You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
>fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make
>him come."

BaldRob:
LMAO!!  Nice one Paul!

Tyler:
Good chuckle...good chuckle!!   :D ;D

BigJeffrey:
You can't beat a good toast.  My favorite of recent is "Here's to wives and girlfriends.....may they never meet each other."

wpruitt:
Both those are good ... a good laugh for the evening

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