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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2008, 07:02:06 PM »
One of the few I remember from those days was puking in the window of a Sarasota Co. sherriff's car
 

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2008, 07:06:31 PM »
One of the few I remember from those days was puking in the window of a Sarasota Co. sherriff's car

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2008, 07:22:17 PM »
Would up taking turns streaking up and down the road that runs through the campground.  Was fun actually.  Didn't get caught by the ranger or the camp host.  So I guess that ended up OK.

We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak!  lol 
Johnny Carson had a great quote for that !!
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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2008, 07:27:02 PM »
i will get back to this one next week.  >:D >:D >:D


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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2008, 07:48:04 PM »
Would up taking turns streaking up and down the road that runs through the campground.  Was fun actually.  Didn't get caught by the ranger or the camp host.  So I guess that ended up OK.

We do NOT drive after drinking, but we do streak!  lol 
Johnny Carson had a great quote for that !!
really?

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2008, 07:57:29 PM »
Yeah - when the dude streaked across his show, he quipped, "Now there goes a man not afraid to show his shortcomings"!
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2008, 08:24:50 PM »
Oh yeah, I remember that.  Didn't a guy streak the Oscars one time.  Wasn't Elizabeth Taylor presenting or something?  She his shortcomings as well.

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2008, 10:02:08 PM »
Prolly the most dumbiest thing I have done is a couple of buddies of mine were suppose to camp out in one them's back yard.  I was only 19 or 20 still livign at home and we sit down there in his back yard drinking up.  We decided it would be fun to go out for a leisurely stroll thru town.  Mind you ..it was like 1 am.  Well we get to the other end of town and walk past the city swimming pool.  We all three just looked at each other and I said NO WAY...nadda...I aint doing it.  The other two were like...You got to be kidding...its the perfect opportunity.  I said but I have on jeans.  So take em off.  So here we stand on a public sidewalk...lights shinning all around...we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...and jump in the pool.  OK everythign seemed cool, no one around we just having a good ol time swimming...we all look at the high dive.  Me being the dumb ass drunk ....first one to climb to the top.  And I jump.  We all had our turns.  Just when I was about to go up again..I was half way...they holler at me...TIm no dont move.  COPS!  So here I stand...on the ladder about 15 feet in the air....all of my goodies hanging there..lol..drunk and scared shitless. Instead of standing there on the ladder i rush to the top and I lay flat on the diving board.  I mean hell they can see me up here if im laying flat...they wont look up here.  SPot light shines around...under the diving boards and etc.  I can see my buddies under the water trying to stay under.  Finally the cops left.  We decide to jump ship and get the hell out of there.  So at this time its around 2 am and we are walking home and who do we happen to see driving by....MY MOM!  Im like what the hell is she doing out at 2 am..never mind that...what am i doing out at 2 am ...lol.  We get home and my mom is up waiting.  SHe had went down to my friends house..( who only lived 5 houses down) and noticed we werent there and she seen beer cans.  So she was out on the prowl.  THe next day my dad reads in the newspaper...a lady on NE 6th street reported seeing naked men swimming in the swimming pool.  Officers checked the area and only thing they spotted were ducks.  LOL.......

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2008, 10:04:57 PM »
That is really funny Timm.

Great story

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2008, 05:38:45 AM »
I jumped off Hampton Court bridge with a few friends.
It seemed to take quite a long time to hit the water, and even longer to get back to the air.  The current is quite strong as well so I was some way downstream when I reached the bank, which was also very steep and slippery and a lot harder to climb than I'd imagined.  The slow squelch back to the road was unpleasant and the temperature appeared to have dropped quite considerably.  By the time we'd got back to my mates house 2 miles away I was cold and very sober.
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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2008, 08:35:14 AM »
Too numerous to mention.....

Although, I can proudly say that I'm a happy drunk.
Too many times I've seen guys get "keg muscles" or become belligerent.


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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2008, 11:07:13 AM »

we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...


Boy you guys were lacking judgment....how'd ya navigate the TOP of the fence? YIKES!!!

If I was gonna climb a chainlink fence, I'd keep my jeans on, man....

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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2008, 12:08:17 PM »

we strip naked...climb the chain link fence...


Boy you guys were lacking judgment....how'd ya navigate the TOP of the fence? YIKES!!!

If I was gonna climb a chainlink fence, I'd keep my jeans on, man....

I never said we didnt get injured. 
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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2008, 01:35:02 PM »
well... let's see....

Dove off waterfalls, cliffs and rocks into rivers and lakes.

Dove off the roof of my house into the pool (10 ft roof, 6ft pool).

Jumped from my friends roof onto a trampoline. 

Climbed up huge trees during wind storms to "feel the storm".

Rode dirtbikes, skateboards, Go-Peds, Go-Karts, snowboards.

It was almost like every time my buddies and I were drinking we would find some sort of mischief to get into.  We are older and more responsible now though, its been weeks since we have participated in such irresponsible acts.
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Re: Drunken craziness...
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2008, 09:43:37 PM »
well... let's see....

Dove off waterfalls, cliffs and rocks into rivers and lakes.

Dove off the roof of my house into the pool (10 ft roof, 6ft pool).

Jumped from my friends roof onto a trampoline. 

Climbed up huge trees during wind storms to "feel the storm".

Rode dirtbikes, skateboards, Go-Peds, Go-Karts, snowboards.

It was almost like every time my buddies and I were drinking we would find some sort of mischief to get into.  We are older and more responsible now though, its been weeks since we have participated in such irresponsible acts.

I wasn't drunk when I did that stuff

And if you haven't done it, you've gotta try climbing the trees in a storm
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