When I was younger I always wanted to be one of those 'Guardian Angels' (I think that's what they're called) hanging around the subways of New York..looking out for trouble...I thought they were so kewl!
personally speaking.. I'd love to be a vigilante crime fighter, a bit like
a secret super-hero, catching people committing a crime and then smacking ten bells out of 'em!
That would be total job satisfaction!
I wouldn't want to steal anything though, I reckon karma would
come back and bite me on the bum!

As far as the stealing, it would have to be from like Enron or some big oil company etc. to be distributed to the less fortunate. I couldn't steal anything from real people ya know.