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9 Words or Phrases.... by Timmay on 10 Jul, 2008 20:18
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Some good info for you guys so you know how to understand and speak our
language!!
----- 9 WORDS/PHRASES WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a
'whatever').
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Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*%$ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. -
#1 by warhawk on 10 Jul, 2008 20:45
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good one...timmy. i think i've have heard those phrases b4. 
WARHAWK
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#2 by FR8TRAIN on 10 Jul, 2008 20:51
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I just read these to my g/f. She agreed to every single one. She had to since she's used nearly every one with me.
Very good Timmay. A post that actually is helpful.....J/K
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#3 by GASlick on 10 Jul, 2008 20:56
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"Go ahead" is what my wife said to me when I told her I wanted to go to the SLYCon.
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#4 by Robmeister on 10 Jul, 2008 21:16
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I agree and live with #2
Any of the others, if ya have any problems, ya might want to subscribe to:
Which means yer dealing with this:
And it's time to change pants WITH WHO'S WEARIN' THEM !!
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#5 by MagmaBabe on 11 Jul, 2008 03:51
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I love these and they are OH SO TRUE!!