See all you bald knuckle heads in a couple weeks..
I'm off to tan this shiny dome in beautiful Kauai...
Later dudes...
play nice while I'm away! 
Don't eat too much at those LU‘AU’S . And watch those tropical drinks. They may have lots of fruit but they pack a big punch.
Before you know it, you'll be doing a Hula in a grass skirt!
Enjoy the trip bald brutha and tell us all about it when you get back home.