I used to think I was a careful driver

, until I noticed my wife was cringing when I was driving.

She told me that I was a bad driver.
(Now, no one else has ever said that to me, whether out of fear or fear of retribution, I don't know!)

I guess I'm glad that other people drive defensively too. I used to slow down for yellow lights, until my wife said

I should continue through them or I might get hit from behind.

So I am a changed driver now, living on the edge of the yellow
