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Offline Marz

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2008, 06:40:54 PM »
That's just effing wrong!!

Me? Edgy? ....  naaahhhhhh!!!!

Sounds like your edgyness goes down the drain....
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2008, 06:52:44 PM »
That hairy blob of sh*t stinks too huh?!!!! I have to do the same to our drains thatnks to the wife and daughter!
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2008, 07:17:43 PM »
Have any of you guys worked in a restaurent and had to clean out the grease trap??? Thats grose!!!!
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2008, 07:23:12 PM »
Do you want me to bring a barf bag or do you have a barf bag named Paul?   Hard to tell  ;D

Is there a difference??? LOL

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2008, 07:41:52 PM »
That hairy blob of sh*t stinks too huh?!!!!

HELL YEAH !!!

I've had to deal with that goop a time or two myself.....definitely a yack-hold-back  :XX

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2008, 08:34:37 PM »
That does sound very grotesque T. What will make me heave is seeing or hearing someone else throw up. It is instant. I will no questions asked!
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2008, 08:40:42 PM »
Nick Im right there with ya bro.  Lets just hope no one up in chicago gets to drinkin too much because if so....then they might as well count on having 3 guys heevin..lol

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2008, 10:20:08 PM »
And if you've ever blown out lung oysters, or relieved yourself of testosterone in the shower......we all know what ELSE goes down the drain that probably added some nice consistency to the mess.   :XX  !*u%e

thats just "F"ing FUNNY

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2008, 11:03:02 PM »
Many things gross me out but I'll just pick 2 for now.

I'm grossed out when somebody spills a bit of milk on the table and those white drops just sit there unless you find a napkin and sop it up.

Also I'm grossed if I see someone throw up.There was a young couple on the train awhile back and suddenly the girl just threw up.I was sitting across from them and it was totally disgusting.Her boyfriend actually took off his t-shirt and mopped it to the side.I was so grossed out by it that when I got home I skipped my late night snack.

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2008, 11:14:13 PM »
One thing that makes me gag EVERY time I think about it....

When I was 12, I bought a small carton of chocolate milk during my lunch hour... the single serving size.

I put it in my locker not even thinking about it being dairy and going bad..

After school I was dieing of thirst and I saw it sitting there, so I popped it open and took a big swig - EWUYUK!

It had started to seperate with some sort of clear liquid on the top and brown cheese curd on the bottom - now I really am getting sick!

Anyway, have never had chocolate milk since.
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2008, 11:26:08 PM »
In third grade I changed to a new school and was very nervous about meeting all new people and wanted to make a good impression. Now, it was August and what felt like 100 degrees in a non-air conditioned metal can of a school. It was HOT. At lunch, I decided to have some nice refreshing chocolate milk but failed to make contact between the carton and my mouth and doused myself in the brown devil-water. The rest of the afternoon the stench got worse and worse until the whole classroom smelled like a a month old gallon of milk that a toddler subsequently shat and vomited on. Terrible first day--no more chocolate milk for me!
Also, when I was 12 I tried peppy jelly. . . Worst taste ever. I instantly heaved all over. I actually have ocassional nightmares where I taste the pepper jelly in my dream and wake up gagging   
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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2008, 02:42:47 AM »
There are a few things. The first thing is when milk comes to the boil and the smell that arises from it. The second thing is when it's time to change the toilet seat and you have to get your hands behind the rim to unscrew the bolts. Without a doubt when you have to unclog the sink to remove the hair balls. Now if you excuse me just discussing this is gonna make me hurl !*u%e !*u%e !*u%e

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2008, 06:39:41 AM »
SHAFK....RUBBER GLOVES MAN RUBBER GLOVES....I dont care if it happens to be my own piss.....I wouldnt touch any bodily fluid that came out of my body LOL...

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2008, 08:34:44 AM »
Very Funny :*))

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Re: I found something that grosses me out...
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2008, 09:49:37 AM »
When I was in 3rd grade ...    my best friend was going to the doctor soon and pee'd in a paper cup (before putting in another container) and left it on the kitchen table.  His older brother came home from school and grabbed what he thought was a cup of "ginger ale" and started drinking it .....   True story.
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