A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and
said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he was going to get a drink from the
river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over
and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little
lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a
drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up
and said, 'Hey you!'
The koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit,dude.....
How
much water did you drink?!!'
