random babbling!!

[PBurke]

if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump his ass on the ground.

[Noner]

 We got no food. We got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

[Tyler]

We got no jobs. We got no food. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Pretty Bird...

[ar3inc]

Yeah we're still one of the poorest states in the union though. lol Our new Governor has made a huge impact.

At least the construction on I-40 is done!  How long did that take?  15 years?

[David]

Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
 Really?
YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
 If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

 

[ar3inc]

Nice quote of Billy Madison!

[David]

Nice quote of Billy Madison!

Since it's pick on paul day:

"Mama said alligators are angry because they have all them teeth and no tooth brush"

[David]

And the best for last from the waterboy:

You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?
The devil?
Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!
 And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

[David]

    
Thank you, Chuck Norris.
Thank *you*, Peter.


Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur: Really?
Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

[PBurke]

why does the doctor have to leave so you can undress? he is gonna see you naked anyway.

[Robmeister]

why does the doctor have to leave so you can undress? he is gonna see you naked anyway.

I love the episode of Seinfeld where George has to see the doctor for something.  And when he looks at the bill for $75.00...

"Seventy-Five dollars!!  What Seventy-Five dollars!!!.....a pinch here....a rub there....Seventy-Five dollars!!!  What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?  Am I being entertained?.....what Seventy-Five dollars!!....I'm not paying this."

[PBurke]

hey medic.........dude don't strain so hard. you can buy stuff to help with that. j/k bro. hahaha

[Medic aka Rocko]

HAHAHA!  Its all those peanut butter and cheese sandwiches!!!  And fiber??? Who needs fiber???

[PigPen]

Thanks Medic! Now I want a PB&J sammich...speaking of which...

You ain't no two things in this house that match. Ya got Peanut Butter, no jelly. Got Kool-Aid, no sugar.

How'd you get fired on your day off?

[BaldRob]

Many of you are probably wondering why I haven't posted yet... and it's because my babbling is never random...