Sheet Marks

[PianoMan]

I think Funshine covered all the sheet I can think of!  LOL

[Mikekoz13]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's SHEET ... that's right, SHEET!
S-H-E-E-T....... SHEET!!!!

SHEET may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get SHEET-faced, Be SHEET-out-of-luck, Or have SHEET for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your SHEET together, find a place for your SHEET, or be asked to SHEET or get off the pot.

You can smoke SHEET, buy SHEET, sell SHEET, lose SHEET, find SHEET, forget SHEET, and tell others to eat SHEET and die.

Some people know their SHEET, while others can't tell the difference between SHEET and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.

There is bull SHEET, horse SHEET, and chicken SHEET.

You can throw SHEET, sling SHEET, catch SHEET, shoot the SHEET, or duck when the SHEET hits the fan.

You can give a SHEET or serve SHEET on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep SHEET or be happier than a pig in SHEET.

Some days are colder than SHEET, some days are hotter than SHEET, and some days are just plain sheetty.

Some music sounds like SHEET, things can look like SHEET, and there are times when you feel like SHEET.

You can have too much SHEET, not enough SHEET, the right SHEET, the wrong SHEET or a lot of weird SHEET.

You can carry SHEET, have a mountain of SHEET, or find yourself up SHEET creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to SHEET and other times you fall in a bucket of SHEET and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your SHEET, you don’t need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a SHEET; or not do so if you don't give a SHEET!

Well, SHEET, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SHEET and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of SHEET. But, if you happened to catch a load of SHEET from some SHEET-head...........

Well, SHEET Happens!!!

Very clever FS........it's s good thing I'm married or I'd be tracking your SHEET down.........

[FunshinePa]

Don't give me too much credit... it's a COPY/PASTE and FIND/REPLACE of the word SH*T. I remembered reading it years back and so I went and hunted it down. 

[Mikekoz13]

Don't give me too much credit... it's a COPY/PASTE and FIND/REPLACE of the word SH*T. I remembered reading it years back and so I went and hunted it down. 

I know that but it gave me a great opportunity to flirt

[FunshinePa]

 

[nomad]

Holy sheet 12 pages of sheet

Mike who needs some sheety reason to flirt? Sheet flirting is allways a good time.

[Timmay]

Just dont start flipping yoru sheet this way Nomad.....lol

[nomad]

I have good aim with flipping my sheet and it'll go no where near you bro'

[jusbnme]

Man is this sheet still going on.  Forget this sheet I've got some important sheet to do.

[nomad]

Man is this sheet still going on.  Forget this sheet I've got some important sheet to do.

I think you trying to feed me a bunch of sheet now

[Timmay]

I have good aim with flipping my sheet and it'll go no where near you bro'

Thats very very good to know....cause seeing sheet splatter makes me wanna puke..lol