Some good lines there, bmwgsa
* * The easiest way to find something lost around thehouse is to buy a replacement.* * Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.* * How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? * * If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
how about the first 30 minutes of full metal jacket. that is motivation.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
how about this for motavation. "GET YOUR BUTT BACK TO WORK OR YOUR FIRED"