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Offline Paul

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« on: March 21, 2008, 07:41:40 AM »
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies

She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my  breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.

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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 09:10:38 AM »
LOL....tahts hilarious...Thanks Paul...lol
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 09:48:42 AM »
One of my favorite jokes of all time...........
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 10:16:23 AM »
 ;D I don't think I'll be sharing this one with Mrs. Pate!  :*))
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 08:00:52 PM »
That is hilarious. :*))
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2008, 01:34:43 PM »
hahaha
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 07:31:59 PM »
Good one bro
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 04:37:43 AM »
Brought this joke out to the guys after Easter dinner yesterday..... They all roared!

Even the wife thought it was hilarious when I told it to her last week.
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 01:18:57 AM »
Someone told me this one the other day.  Great one bro.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 10:00:16 PM »
 :*)) awesome.
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 09:48:44 AM »
Even the Preacher that was on my golf trip loved this joke.......
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 07:11:31 PM »
That was great! I thought that was really funny. I read it to my wif  :XX

MY STUPID HUSBAND WILL WRITE MORE WHEN HE WAKES UP! DAMN BALD GUYS!
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