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spaceape48:
Being married should constitute at least once every two weeks. If it dries up all together then the woman isn't getting enough out of the effort to make it worth her while. You have to put in some extra effort when it gets to that point, or trade her in for a newer model. ;D
schro:
--- Quote from: spaceape48 on December 22, 2006, 08:24:17 PM ---Being married should constitute at least once every two weeks. If it dries up all together then the woman isn't getting enough out of the effort to make it worth her while. You have to put in some extra effort when it gets to that point, or trade her in for a newer model. ;D
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Yeah. but trading her in would be a very expensive proposition. When you're single, it's "Hey, give me back my CDs and my jacket" and you're done.
happyharry:
Tyler's right, David: Being married is much better than being single.
However, as far as sitcoms are concerned, well, they're an odd phenomenon.
I'd be talking to my ex while she was watching her show, and she'd say "Yes, dear" and "Mm-hm" and nod. But I knew she wasn't listening at all - she would switch her vocal system in her mind on autopilot while assigning all available attention units to the show. And this automatic mechanism would talk to me - and oftentimes the responses would even made sense. What an amazing machine the human mind is...
And later that same day I'd approach her and say:
"hey, what about your promise?!".
"What promise?"
"What we discussed earlier today at noon time"
"No, I think you're mistaken. I was watching the show then, don't remember talking
to you..."
Anyway, it's a funny thing. Something to laugh about over a beer with friends, since we all have this in common. :) It's certainly nothing very serious, nothing that can lead to serious problems, I'm sure.
Robmeister:
--- Quote from: wpruitt on December 22, 2006, 08:05:42 PM ---...it starts drying up after the honeymoon phase and a full blown drought hits after a couple of kids.
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Only if you let it
--- Quote from: spaceape48 on December 22, 2006, 08:24:17 PM ---trade her in for a newer model. ;D
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That could go both ways....WE could be traded in for a newer model.....and deserve it!!
David:
First off, I never said marriage isn't better than single life. I know it is. Second, marriage or any relationship is about give/take/compromise. Or the smile/nod look if you prefer ;D
And lastly, i'm fairly sure that by the time this would occur in an important relationship of mine, the ground rules on both sides would have been set and we know when to not disturb each other.
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