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Loss(- ) or Gain(+) of Man Points

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Rafter:
What Are Man Points? Good question.
Let me award you your first Man Point for asking. Let me then tell you that I’m sorry, but answering that question would be a severe loss of my Man Points. With that in mind, I’ll give a few examples of how Man Points can be gained or lost and let you figure it out from there. That’s the fun in life anyway — figuring it out on your own. As a man you already know that.

(+) Ways to Get Man Points:
Catching a drink that has fallen off the table.
Not using directions.
Using the phrase, “I think I know what I’m doing.”
Not wearing a jacket.
Being sneaky for any reason.

(-) Ways to Lose Man Points:
Lighting a cigarette on the wrong end.
Locking someone else’s keys in their car.
Keeping track of Man Points.
Using the phrase, “I wasn’t crying.”
Calling your girlfriend/wife.

Note: At any time Man Points may be retroactively gained or lost and may be done so with a multiplicative modifier depending on the circumstances. Here’s an example.
Dancing - definite loss of Man Points.
Riverdancing on a table - negotiable gain of Man Points.
Spilling a woman’s drink while riverdancing on a table - loss of Man Points with multiplier.
Offering to hold the woman’s spilled on belongings in your Man Bag - gain of Man Points with multiplier.
Holding an ugly woman’s belongings in your Man Bag - loss of all Man Points.

Next responder should come up with an additional way to
lose (-) or gain (+) manpoints.

RodgerDodger:
This is a no brainer. I'm surprised no one has said this.  @c3

Doing your hair is a loss (-) of Man Points, my point is, having hair means you’re going to have messy hair at some point and that looks stupid.

Headshaving is a gain (+) of Man Points, my point is babes love bald because it’s manly. That's what my wife says. And what she says counts.
For me, anyway.

Happy Easter
Rodger, Over and Out O0

SlySurfer:
Many moons ago, two of my buddies and I started a “man points” scale.
At the time, I scored fairly consistently in the middle of the man scale. I wasn’t the most manly of the 3, we all agreed, but I wasn’t the least manly either. I was who I was and I remained within a 1 point deviation of my mean manliness throughout the duration of the scale. We all agreed the man scale was accurate and reliable.  8)

Then I met her. I had the usual early relationship love-sickness, sure. That was bound to cost me points and this was expected. I said a couple of dumb things, this cost me more points. The dog was an automatic two point deduction. Buying the ring represented a negative 3 points…  :o

It goes on and on, but the summary is that I’ve caused a change in the format of the chart. I’ve forced us to explore negative territory on the chart’s scale. I also wonder how many points would be deducted if one of my cohorts was to see that we purchased the flower covered wedding budget book.   :-[
The man scale isn’t so funny anymore.  :Xo!

Marz:
Man bag? MAN BAG?

You mean purse? or murse?

That is a deduction around my friends unless it is a backpack and you have not or will not see your your home for at least 36 hours.

Dancing is a deduction (even if your partner leaves the dampness behind? O0) and riverdancing is a positive?

I dunno, maybe we give out man points a little different in these parts.

Like;

Using your gun to destroy anything associated with work or taxes - Postive

Opening a beer without a bottle opener - Positive

Catching a football when the only warning that you are the receiver is "Heads up" while the ball is mid flight - positive (doing it while holding a beer = multiplier).

Shoes with tassels - Negative

Band aids - Negative (unless it is in place of stitches)

Holding a womans purse  no matter how good looking - Negative

Pants (not shorts) in any color other than blue, brown, gray or black - negative

Mikekoz13:
Don't forget the ULTIMATe in negative points guys...... buying tampons for your wife!!!!!!!!!!

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