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#15 by frostillicus123 on 22 Jan, 2007 19:16
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I could really do the hair salon stuff.... i'm doing it and i'll let you know the reactions.
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#16 by spaceape48 on 22 Jan, 2007 19:22
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I busted out an old wig the other night. They fit and look much more lifelike now. I was contemplating starting to dress in character whenever I go out. I've already got the mullet wig with the temp Mom tattoo character down to a T- the only thing I'm missing is a beater el camino and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve.
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#17 by Timmay on 21 Feb, 2008 08:44
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rob...that's what we nned to do for a sly bald guys video. get a hidden camera and tape peoples reactions to those questions in a salon or barber shop.
YEAH....that's what I was thinking !!!
I was thinking of tying in several of those comments in one visit. Start out by saying, "I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"
Then sitting down and start flipping through a magazine....lean over to the person next to me and say, "I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"
Then to same person, continue conversation "You know, I came in here yesterday to get just a little off the top."
That would be a freakin' riot.
Documentation of the exchange would be awesome....It would be not as much fun with no one else to see the reactions.just a couple off the top of the head.
1. Get a bunch of boxes of condoms, and drop a box here and there in random customers buggies.
2. Run around humming the mission immpossible theme, while acting like you are on a mission.
3. every time you hear the intercom, scream really loud " MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
4. hide in the middle of a clothes rack and when someone looks at the clothes, wisper "IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FAT"
might have more later but that is it for now. any suggestions?
Paulmeister....I've had this urge to walk into a haircutting place like Super Cuts or Fantastic Sams. I recruited Noner to help me with some things that I might be able to say....here's what he gave me....LOL!!
"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"
"What do you reccomend for friz?"
"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"
"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"
"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"
"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"
"So Hair huh?"
"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"
"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."
We have a beauty shop just next door to my store here on main street...I used one of these just a few minutes ago....can you guess which one I said when I walked in?
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#18 by SLYinKC on 21 Feb, 2008 08:50
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I wish I had those the other day when I was in Wal-Mart. I stopped off to pickup some razor blades and called my wife to ask if she needed anything while I was there. She said the only thing was a bottle of her favorite hair color. I grabbed it and ran to the check out, in a hurry to get home. Well the lady who checked me out got a kick out of the fact that I was buying ladies hair color and told me that she was sure it would look good on me.
I never have the good come-backs when I'm not prepared and have to shoot from the hip. -
#19 by Mikekoz13 on 21 Feb, 2008 10:15
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I liike walking up to people that I don't know and very happily shaking their hand and asking , "How have you been!!. i haven't seen you in what. ...15 years??!!!" Etc., Etc. I've NEVER had one person say to me 'who are you?" or "Do I know you?".
Also, when I was a kid I had an uncle named Andy. he was a riot. One time i was at a shopping center with him and he said, let's have some fun". We stood on the side walk and just looked up into the sky and every once in a while pointed toward the sky, nodding our heads in agreement. There was nothing there but in about 5 minutes he had about twenty people standing there looking up too, trying to see what we were "seeing". -
#20 by Timmay on 21 Feb, 2008 14:32
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OK no one wanted to take a guess so I reckon I will tell ya's
ITS COLD OUT THERE CAN I STICK MY HEAD UNDER ONE OF THOSE DRYERS? -
#21 by JDog on 21 Feb, 2008 16:33
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My favorite "freak out the other shoppers in Wal-Mart" trick is to wear dark shades and pretend I am blind and crash the cart into various stands and aisles. This helps if you can procur the Vision Impaired cane that blind people are issue with. You know with the ball on the end with red stripes around it.
Peoples reactions range from sympathy and help to outright indignation that a blind person would dare shop at THEIR Wal Mart. -
#22 by champ007 on 21 Feb, 2008 20:23
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OK, gonna fess up here. My kid and I were at walmart and they had the laptops on display where customers could look through them. My son said, I dare ya to do something to the laptops on display that would mess with people... so after being called a chicken from my kid I made a 10 dollar wager that in less than 5 minutes I could lock each laptop where no one could get to the desktop... there were 6. In about 3 1/2 minutes I changed the admin password and removed any other account on them. Then simply logged off. So now they no longer have the laptops on display where you can get to the keyboard, they have plexiglass over them.
Made my 10 bucks though
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#23 by Timmay on 21 Feb, 2008 20:27
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CHAMP!!! that was wrong...lol...but funny ...wrong but funny. Kinda reminds me of the story about the cameras that Walmart has on display.....yelp you guessed it this person said that they were looking at the camera and went thru the memory and someone had taken a pic of the inside of their pants....and it wasnt no female parts you seen either....lol.......
TImmmayyyyyyy! -
#24 by sparkster123 on 21 Feb, 2008 20:44
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these guys know how to have fun at walmart.the kid definetly needs to go sly.
youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaVzNDbuI