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Winter Blonde by Paul on 31 Jan, 2008 10:47
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he
says. ..
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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#1 by Timmay on 31 Jan, 2008 11:21
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That reminds me of a story about a former co worker of mine. She had left for lunch and when she came back she was like beside herself. She couldnt believe she did what she did. At first she didnt want to tell us about but she finally caved in told us. She said she had been behind this delivery truck and she noticed he had left the back over head door on the trailer open. You could see all the cases of stuff in the back and she was afraid they were going to fall out. Well she was flashing her lights, honking her horn and finally got the driver to pull over. She pulls up beside the cab of the truck and she says Mr...you left your back door open on your truck. He was like OH NO!...so he gets out and when he got back there he was like you stupid lady...thats a decal on the back door. She had to get out and look again and sure enough...it was just a big door size decal that looked like the truck door was open. The driver knew it was there...but didnt figure anyone would actually fall for it Iguess...he just shook his head and left. LOL
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#2 by SLYinKC on 31 Jan, 2008 11:30
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Paul, that was priceless...
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#3 by Timmay on 31 Jan, 2008 11:39
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OH HUSH IT RICK....you always stickin your nose in somewhere after I make a post.....bout like you always got your nose up my butt or something LOL..
OMG i need to take a break! LOL
Timmmmmmmmmmayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! -
#4 by SLYinKC on 31 Jan, 2008 11:59
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you always stickin your nose in somewhere after I make a post.....bout like you always got your nose up my butt or something LOL..
Well, Timmy, If you would stop sticking it out there.....Maybe it would be easier to stay away from it.....
J/k.....It's all in fun....
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#5 by Timmay on 31 Jan, 2008 12:24
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I know it is buddy......its cool.
So I have a big ass...got a problem with it LOL -
#6 by JDog on 31 Jan, 2008 17:47
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Paul great joke mate!
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#7 by frostillicus123 on 02 Feb, 2008 10:19
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i see timm's up to his old shannigans again
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#8 by warhawk on 03 Feb, 2008 04:58
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paul....that was 2 funny.
WARHAWK
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#9 by PigPen on 05 Feb, 2008 07:56
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That was good