Apparently no one has brought this up before. Surprising...

How many references to baldness (in general) can you find in literature? More significantly, how many of them are positive, and how many are negative?
(Note: I'm including both popular literature and historical. For purposes of this discussion, I would also consider religious scriptures to be literature.)
I think you may have expected a level of intelligence that just doesn't exist on this forum!
More like a level of laziness.

Any idiot can Google for references.
Did he just call us Lazy? Why I oughta.............lol
Did he just call us Lazy? Why I oughta.............lol
Yeah, we oughta, but well, it just requires way too much effort that I'm not willing to put out.........
maybe if i wasn't such a lazy idiot i could have a rebuttle!!!
maybe if i wasn't such a lazy idiot i could have a rebuttle!!!
SLACKER, i almost didnt correct my mistake there....i didnt want to hit the back button. But, I did.
If you all spent as much energy on posting references as you did on pretending to be insulted, we'd have some good ones by now.

Well, as long as you're having fun...
I typed in baldness in literature... google asked me if I meant " blindness in literature"....