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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2008, 06:37:33 AM »
True, that's the bar owners secret to ladies night. They are fishing for the guys not the ladies.

When I lived in Baltimore, one bar owner had the right idea... Ladies Night was "bottomless" cups for women.  Those nights were PACKED, even though it was on Wednesdays!!

Hey Rob-

          where did you live in Baltimore..... and what bar are you talking about. I was raised in baltimore and lived there until I was 35 or so.

I lived in Glen Burnie for about 2 years... and the bar was Cancun Cantina.

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2008, 09:30:58 PM »
funny im on the eastern shore of maryland.

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2008, 10:02:50 PM »
I personally like the ski hill.  I like to ski by myself, and the ski area that I go to mainly has two person lifts, and since it is in a college town, the male to female ratio is very nice(for a ski hill).  but anyways, you get placed on a lift with a gal and you have ten minutes to chat it up, find out if she is single, ask her if she would mind you tagging along and next thing you know you are skiing the rest of the day with a gal who is hot(most of the time, you don't find too many large girls skiing).  And if you fail the first time, you race down the run showing off as much as possible.  When you get to the bottom, you have to get back on the chair and try to start the whole process over again.  If you are fast, you can get in 30 runs in a day, and lets say 1/3 of the skiers are women, that means you get the chance to chat up 10 women in a day, and it doesn't come off as creepy because that is what you do when you are on the lift, you have a short conversation. 

The second part to this is dressing in a way that is recognizable, wear something bright, that way if you drop off a cliff and are in a visible area, more women are likely to go WOW, and if you have an epic crash, you can laugh about it.

I prefer this method in the winter because I have found that it works.

My all time favorite was I was riding the lift with a little kid, and we were chatting, he mentioned that he was visiting his sister that was in college, he was a pretty rippin little skier but i figured I could give him some pointers, so I gave him a quick lesson on the way down the slope.  At the bottom, we ran into his sister and she thought that it was sweet that I gave him a lesson, so on the way up she rode with me, and I already had an in.  At the end of the day, I got her # and the rest is history.
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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2008, 02:07:11 AM »
Yeah, the ski slope is money.  My friend and I used to go to the green runs and offer the hot girls free lessons.  It was easy because you'd just wait for them to fall (which happened about every 30 seconds) and ski up to them, help them up, then offer free lessons. 

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2008, 03:14:35 AM »
ahahaha, you guys are funeeeee!  :px
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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2008, 05:50:12 AM »
I've never got close to pulling on a ski slope.

I think that's because it is difficult to look cool while you're flying uncontrolled down the side of a mountain, screaming like a baby.  I may need to work on my technique.

Martial arts classes are a good place to meet fit young ladies.  Also a good place to get a slap if your advances are too clumsy.

I managed to get friendly with a great looking woman at the office.  Some people may think this is a bit dodgy, but so far it has been OK.  We no longer work together, but we've been married for 11 years now.

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2008, 06:46:01 AM »
There's always

the local library


the local church


and of course there's always

this local place.




« Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 06:49:00 AM by Rafter »

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2008, 09:25:22 AM »
I always thought the donut shop was a good place too...lol

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Re: Places for bald guys to meet a woman
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2008, 10:48:56 AM »
There's always

the local library



I can defintely confirm the library. I've been spending quit a bit of time there this week and I've gotten some wonderful headrubs from some very fine laydays. :@`
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