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drunk logic............... by PBurke on 22 Jan, 2008 09:34
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>WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> A carton of eggs,
> A quart of orange juice,
> A head of romaine lettuce,
> A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> A 1 lb. package of bacon.
>
> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a
>drunk standing behind me watched as
> I placed the items in front of the cashier.
>
> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly
>stated
> "You must be single."
> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
by
>the derelict's intuition, since I
> was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and
saw
>nothing particularly unusual about my
> selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status.
>
> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know
what,
>you re absolutely right. But how on
> earth did you know that?"
>
> The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." -
#1 by warhawk on 22 Jan, 2008 09:46
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good one paulie
WARHAWK
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#2 by Timmay on 22 Jan, 2008 11:50
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lol ROTFLMAO!
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#3 by Tyler on 22 Jan, 2008 21:09
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Ah, an oldie but goodie!
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#4 by frostillicus123 on 23 Jan, 2008 07:27
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did he hurt your feelings pauile?
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#5 by PBurke on 23 Jan, 2008 07:54
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yep, had to whoop his azz
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#6 by PigPen on 23 Jan, 2008 08:03
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I love that joke, like Tyler said, an oldie but a goody
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#7 by wpruitt on 23 Jan, 2008 21:08
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Now I know why I can't meet chicks at the Pig
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#8 by JDog on 24 Jan, 2008 02:31
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Paulie, I'll be stealing that one fo shizzle