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Slynito

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MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« on: October 10, 2012, 09:10:16 AM »
MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!   :*))

Some people have the low stress because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway...so live life!

Medical Termz

Artery...The study of paintings

Bacteria...Back door to cafeteria

Barium...What doctors do when patients die

Benign...What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan...Searching for Kitty

Cauterize...Made eye contact with her

Colic...A sheep dog

Coma..A punctuation mark

Dilate...To live long

Enema...Not a friend

Fester...Quicker than someone else

Fibula...A small lie

Impotent...Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain...Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff...A Doctor's cane

Morbid...A higher offer

Nitrates...Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node...I knew it

Outpatient...A person who has fainted

Pelvis...Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative...A letter carrier

Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery

Rectum...Nearly killed him

Secretion...Hiding something

Seizure...Roman Emperor

Tablet...A small table

Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the airport

Tumor...One plus one more

Urine...Opposite of you're out

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Offline Paul the Headblader

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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 10:07:14 AM »
LMAO!
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Offline Beardman

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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 06:22:19 AM »
Haha, some of those are quite clever!
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 11:35:28 AM »
Very good remember those
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 12:35:53 PM »
Very good Slynito,  thanks for posting it made me smile and laugh.  Which I needed.
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 07:07:50 PM »
Hahaha this are good!  I might be able to use some of them.  O0
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 01:32:36 AM »
Slynito at his finest! ;D
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 02:10:46 PM »
Fantastic!
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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 02:26:32 PM »
Funny.
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Slynito

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Re: MEDICAL TERMS EXPLAINED!
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 02:32:28 PM »
Happy that y'all got some chuckles!   :*))
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