Find the Redneck in ya............

[Tyler]

- Unloading a lawntractor from the back of the truck by backing across the yard real fast and slamming on the brakes with the gate down

'nuff said.... here's your sign.

 


I love Bill Engvall's "here's your sign" skit!

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[Nick912]

I'll be honest Im a yankee but my partner at work is from MS. He told me this story one time that made me fall down laughing it is so country.

He said his wife was spending the night at his uncles single wide trailer when he was at a school or something. His uncle kept a Harley in the Kitchen of the trailer and used to work on it all the time. His wife one morning was sleeping on the couch and his uncle fired up that Harley and throttled it at like 7 am. He had a exhaust pipe going out the window! She fell off the couch scared out of her mind!

Thats redneck..

[Timmay]

LOL nothing is as redneck as my father in law.  He worked on engines alot....and right htere in the middle of the damn kitchen table sits this transmission..  When it was supper time...just toss a towel over it and eat....i was like what the hell. 

[PigPen]

I rebuilt a carburetor in the kitchen one time.

My wedding pictures include a pic of the entire wedding party in the back of a Ford F-350 sittin on 36" tires, and my wife holding a shotgun.

[frostillicus123]

I rebuilt a carburetor in the kitchen one time.

My wedding pictures include a pic of the entire wedding party in the back of a Ford F-350 sittin on 36" tires, and my wife holding a shotgun.

wow that's priceless

i'm pretty small towny don't hunt don't fish (allergic) not into 4 wheeling....

[440satellite]

- Unloading a lawntractor from the back of the truck by backing across the yard real fast and slamming on the brakes with the gate down

'nuff said.... here's your sign.

 


I love Bill Engvall's "here's your sign" skit!

Thank you! 

That is exactly the reaction I shoot for with redneck antics.  Some things are done 'cause their fun others for the reaction and heck, their fun too.

To be honest I tried tying the tractor to the tree and driving away fast figuring it would be jerked outta the truck and land on its wheels maybe bouncing a few times.  Dang rope broke 3 times so figured the old back up and stop trick works every time....