Unfortunate Names In Sports

[Tyler]

Dick Pole - Pitcher in the ‘70s
As he is being taken out of the game: “It looks like Dick Pole is getting yanked.”

Pete LaCock - Baseball player in the ‘70s
After a hit: “That’s some sweet stroke on that LaCock.”

Dick Trickle - NASCAR driver
“Dick Trickle has caused a slick racing surface...”
or
“Looks like Dick is coming right up Jeff Gordon’s rear...”

For more go to:

http://www.thebachelorguy.com/naming-names-the-20-most-unfortunate-names-in-sports-history.html

[froze]

These are great! I wonder what the parents we're thinking or drinking!

A few more!
Boobie Clark - Football player in the ‘70s
“The fans couldn’t take their eyes off that big Boobie all game.”

Boob Darling - Football player in ‘20s and ‘30s
After a good game: “It’s just been too much Boob for the opposition to handle today.”

Marion Butts - Football player in the ‘80s and ‘90s
“Butts was all over the field today.”

Carlos Boozer - Current NBA player for the Utah Jazz
“Boozer can’t control his dribble.”

Miroslav Satan – Current NHL player
Headline after a hard-fought shutout: “New York Hails Satan.”

Larry Suchy - Football player in the ‘60s
Headline: “Falcons Credit Suchy Play for Victory.”

[Robmeister]

Dick Pole - Pitcher in the ‘70s
As he is being taken out of the game: “It looks like Dick Pole is getting yanked.”

How'bout, "Dick Pole's got two balls on him, Vince"

[Asher]

well there's:

dick butkus (obviously)
randy johnson (the big unit--a sign in the crowd when the d-backs played the yankees in the series, johnson on the mound: "it'll take more than nine yanks to beat our johnson!")
chris smelley (qb for the south carolina gamecocks--the fans printed up shirts that say "my favorite cock is smelley!")
rusty kuntz (royals first base coach)
pokey reddick (goalie for the stanley cup oilers in 1990)

on a different note, i always got a smile out of coco crisp, milton bradley, mosi tatupu... there's more, but i can't think of them right now.