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Timmay:
I can only vision Porky inhertiting the red high heels.  I think they would look good with my "Red and Whites"  all stretched out across your ass walking down main street.  Bad thoughts Bad thoughts....someone take my brain and but it in a blender....oh wait....thats whats wrong with it now...Time to STRAIN ....STRAIN IT!

Timmay:
Hey all I wanted to add this childhood memory my wife was telling me about.  This happened to her when she was a little girl.  My wife has 4 other sisters and one brother.  They all grew up in the country and they were always getting into trouble.  You know how those country kids are....cant control em worth sh*t.  Anyways she said it was a sunday afternoon and they were at her grandmothers house.  While my wife and her mom were standing at the kitchen sink doing dishes and looking out the window watching her siblings playing outside.  While watching  they noticed her grandmother was out by the kids behind a wood pile.  My wife said all of a sudden her mom started shouting breath damnit breath.....they both run out of the kitchen to the back yard over to her grandmother.  THey were surprised once they got there because what they seen from the kitchen window was totally different than what was really happening.  All they seen from the window was a bike layin on the ground and her grandmother out there using her hands pumping up and down...like she was tryin to get someone to breath...well what she was actually doing was airing up a tire.  My wifes mother thought her son had passed out or something and wasnt breathing and he was recieving CPR! LOL....we laugh about taht all the time when I see my mother in law.  It will just be out of the blue and I will holler out....Breath Damit Breath...and it gets the whole room laughing.  Only my mother in law.  I love her to death...she is my Maw.

PORKY:
hey TIMMJ, your red n whiteys and momz  :px  red heels ?   !p  ( O0)

PORKY:
timmj , sorry about the comments , i thought you knew i was just joshin  again , SORRY

froze:
Every payday would go to local greasy spoon and get 10 for $1.00 hamburgers or sit on bar stools and eat a bowl of chili! Can still smell that chili!
Plus the people that made the $10 for a $1.00 hamburgers are still in business and taste just as good! But now they are 2 for $1.69! and still worth it!

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