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StogieStang

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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2008, 02:11:21 AM »
Yo Mamma is so stupid she went to Radio Shack to get a cord for her cordless phone.
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Offline Timmay

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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2008, 01:38:44 PM »
Yo momma so poor...she would unplug the clocks before she went to bed.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2008, 04:56:01 PM »
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2008, 05:52:16 PM »
Yo mamma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2008, 06:30:55 PM »
Yo Momma is so scary they renamed Halloween "Yo Momma-Ween"

(Stolen from a current TV commercial)
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2008, 07:07:02 PM »
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.

For help and facts please go to http://www.americanheart.org
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2008, 07:25:55 PM »
Quote from: JDog on March 09, 2008, 07:07:02 PM
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.

For help and facts please go to http://www.americanheart.org

You sure know how to kill a joke, don't you?   ???
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2008, 09:28:38 PM »
LOL......thats funny Jdog
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2008, 09:41:19 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on March 09, 2008, 09:28:38 PM
LOL......thats funny Jdog


Glad you saw the humor in it Tim. O0
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