Author Topic: Yo Mamma (Read 7093 times)

Hawk · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:01:04 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

warhawk · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:01:55 AM »

yo momma is so poor she couldn't afford a tampon so she had U.

WARHAWK

Marz · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:11:17 AM »

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Hawk · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:25:53 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

Timmay · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:46:43 AM »

Yo momma so fat...when she went bungee jumping..she went straight to hell

Timmay · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:48:41 AM »

Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

PBurke · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:49:42 AM »

yo momma so fat..... she got disqualified from the eating contest. they said it wasn't fair to everyone else.

Timmay · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:52:33 AM »

Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.

Marz · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:56:44 AM »

Yo Momma is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers

warhawk · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:08:45 AM »

yo momma is so fat that when she plays hopscotch....she jumps and yells out CLEVELAND, CHICAGO, NEW ORLEANS, and LA.

WARHAWK

Timmay · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:11:47 AM »

Yo momma so ugly ...we all beat the crap out of Warhawk!

PigPen · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:24:58 AM »

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits butter

PigPen · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:25:43 AM »

Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl.

Timmay · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:26:15 AM »

yo momma's teeth are so yellow..i cant believe its not butter!

PigPen · « **Reply #29 on:** December 06, 2007, 11:27:30 AM »

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her grabbin cardboard boxes behind Wal-Mart and when I asked what she was doing. She said, remodeling.