Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
> > consider this....
> >
> > Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
> >
> > After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
> > continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
> >
> > They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
> > sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
> >
> > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a
> > bill for $350.00.
> >
> > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
> >
> > He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
> > certainly aren't worth $350.00!
> >
> > When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man
> > insists on speaking to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
> > the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center
> > that were available for the husband and wife to use.
> >
> > "But we didn't use them," the man complains.
> >
> >
> > "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
> > He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows
> > for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
> > York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
> >
> > "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man
> > again.
> >
> > "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
> >
> > No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies,
> > "But we didn't use it!"
> >
> > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
> > agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
> >
> > The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir,"
> > he says, this check is only made out for $50.00."
> >
> > "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for
> > sleeping with my wife."
> >
> > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >
> > "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could
> > have."
Now that was a good one Timmy