So Prime Minister Stephen Harper dies and goes to hell. When he arrived at the gates he was greeted by Satan. Satan says "Sadly hell is full today, however no politician is escaping me. So this is what I’ll do, we’ll visit a 3 rooms and we’ll see where you’d like to be and you will release the person in that hell.”
So they walk down a hallway and stop at the first room. When the door opens they see England’s Prime Minister Tony Blair bobbing in very rough water.
“Would you like this room?” the devil asked.
“No” replied Harper “I am terribly afraid of water and could not live eternity like that.”
On to the second room, and when the door opened they saw President Bush smashing rocks with a 20lbs maul, when a rock would crumble another would appear.
“How about this room Stevie?” asked the devil
“Oh no, my shoulder has tendonitis and it would be way to painful for me to live this way forever” stated Harper.
When the door to the last room opens they saw President Bill Clinton strapped to a table completely naked, with his legs strapped all spread eagle, with Monica Lewinski doing what she does best hunched over the former president.
Harper said with a chipper in his voice “Now this is something I can go for, for the rest of my life.” And started to disrobe.
In the middle of removing his pants Satan said, today is your lucky day, you can leave Monica.
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