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Jane and Arlene by Paul on 06 Sep, 2007 20:02
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t
over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted -
#1 by warhawk on 06 Sep, 2007 21:04
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good one....paul.
WARHAWK
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#2 by frostillicus123 on 07 Sep, 2007 01:19
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hahahaha
guess grandpa must of told Jane about them -
#3 by sifudave on 07 Sep, 2007 07:56
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It's like deja vu all over again!
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#4 by OzPete on 08 Sep, 2007 17:28
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#5 by Tyler on 09 Sep, 2007 21:11
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Damn, that may make the next Friday FunnY!