Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?-OFTEN BY NOT COMPRESSING THE KEY ON THE REMOTE ENOUGH DOES NOT FULLY INITIATE THE FUNCTION THAT THE CERTAIN KEY RELATES TO.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?-BANKS CHARGE YOU A FEE ON ALL TRANSACTION THAT YOU MAKE,REGARDLESS IF THERE IS INSUFFICIENTS OR NOT.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?-WE ACCEPT THAT THE UNIVERSE IS VAST AND UNENDING ALTHOUGH HUMAN BEINGS HAVE NO DEFINITE GRASP ON THE EXACT NUMBER OF HEAVENLY BODIES.WET PAINT CAN RUIN CLOTHES AND SHOES AND OFTEN IT CAN APPEAR DRY BUT IS INDEED STILL WET.THEY ONLY WAY TO TRULY KNOW IS TO CHECK BY TOUCHING IT.
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?THE ADHESIVE PROPERTIES OF GLUE ONLY REACT WHEN MIXED WITH AIR. ALTHOUGH THE BOTTLE ISNT AIRTIGHT, IT DOES PREVENT MUCH OF THE AIR FROM REACTING WITH THE GLUE. IF YOU LEFT THE CAP OFF THE BOTTLE, THEN YOU WOULD FIND THAT THE GLUEE WOULD STICK AND HARDEN(THE TOP HALF ANYWAYS)
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? THE NEEDLES USED ARE PREPACKAGED AND USED FOR GENERAL MEDICAL USE.THEY DONT HAVE SPECIAL LETHAL INJECTION NEEDLES. I DONT STERILIZATION IS VERY IMPORTANT WHEN THEY DO THE PROCEDURE.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?TARZAN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. HIS PERSONA WAS MEANT TO BE ONE OF FLUIDITY AND GRACE.HAVING AN UNKEPT SHAGGY BEARD WOULDNT FIT THEY TYPE OF PERSON HE WAS MEANT TO PORTRAY.HE LIVED AMONGST THE APES BUT WAS NOT ONE.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?THIS ONE I DONT HAVE A REBUTTLE TO. I NEVER KNEW ANY OF HIS COMICS OR MOVIES WHERE HE DID DUCK WHEN A FIREARM WAS THROWN AT HIM.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?THESE HELMETS CONTAIN COMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT THAT WAS VITAL TO COORDINATE THEIR ATTACKS. THEY WERE NOT INTENDED FOR PROTECTION
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?THIS ONE I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS MANY IRREGULARITIES IN THE PHOENTICAL SPELLING.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?EVEN IF PEOPLE EVOLVED FROM APES,THERE IS NO LOGICAL REASON WHY APES WOULD DISAPPEAR.UNLESS A CATASTROPHIC EVENT WIPED THEM OUT LIKE THE DINOSAURS.THE CROCODILE HAS EXISTED FOR 200 MILLION YEARS.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?THE ARTIFICIAL DYE ADDED TO THE BUBBLE BATH ISNT WHAT DETERMINES THE BUBBLES COLOR.BUBBLES ARE WATER,WATER IS CLEAR.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?ANY ITEM,ANY WHERE ON EARTH CAN USUALLY BE FOUND TO BE ON "SALE",MATTRESSES ARE NO DIFFERENT.EVERYDAY CARS,CAMERAS,TVS,CLOTHES,HANDBAGS,SUNGLASSES ARE ON SALE.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?IN THE HOPES OF DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE MISSED. BUT I AGREE WITH THIS ONE TOO, I AM GUILTY OF IT.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? QUITE OFTEN THE WASTE BIN WILL BE TOO FAR AWAY AND SOMETIMES THESE PIECES OF MATERIAL GET STUCK IN THE CARPET AND THE SUCTION FROM THE VACCUM ISNT SUFFICIENT TO PULL IT IT SO IT MUST BE MANUALLY UNSTUCK.
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?THESE PIECES OF MATERIAL ARE GENERALLY LESS THAT 1MM IN THICKNESS.HUMAN HANDS TEND TO BE VERY OILY AND SLIPPERY.
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?UPON CLOSER INSPECTION,THESE LIGHT FIXTURES ARE BY NO MEANS ENCLOSED.
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"-COMMON COURTESY IN OUR SOCIETY.THESE INCIDENTS ARE ALMOST ALWAYS AN ACCIDENT AND UNINTENTIONAL DUE TO THE DENSITY OF SHOPPERS AND IRREGULARTIES IN SHOPPING CART MANUFACTURING.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?-YOUR ATTENTION IS USUALLY FOCUSED ON SAVING THE FALLING ARTICLE OR ITEM AND INEVITABLY YOUR ARM OR ELBOW WILL BUMP INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?-IN THE WINTER,ONE CAN ALWAYS GET WARM.UNLESS YOU HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING,IT IS RATHER DIFFICULT TO BE COOL IN A VERY HOT SUMMER.
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?MOST JOKE TELLERS TEND TO BE MALE AND USUALLY HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THEIR FATHER IN LAW DUE TO HAVING MORE IN COMMON. THE WOMAN IS TENDED TO BE VIEWED AS A BOTHER OR WORRIESOME SO SHE IS ALWAYS SUBJECTED TO HUMOR AT AN EXPENSE.
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.-FROST, I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR MENTAL HEALTH STATISTICS FROM BUD, BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE WRONG. I SUGGEST YOU LOOK AT THE REAL STATITICS.
http://HTTP://WWW.MENTALHEALTH.ORGFrost,while I enjoy most of your joke posts, This one was utterley horrible. I have disproved every one bar 2 of your claims.
