At last I have read the all time worst document of the most frivolous lawsuit ever.
http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdfI think any judge reading that will have a headache afterwards.

My favorite part in the argument: "Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing"
You get the idea.

It almost ranks up there with that judge suing a dry cleaner shop owner for $60 mill over a lost pair of pants.
Oh, and the defendant in this case seeks "$63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered by UPS to the front gates of FCI Williamsburg"
I'm sure the guards at FCI Williamsburg will want their share if he wins.

So, whats your favorite quotes? Theres plenty to choose from , so take your pick.