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If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« on: January 09, 2016, 05:14:04 PM »
In my new mansion, I would have my own barbershop with a cool vintage barber chair. Then I would contract a master barber to come over and give me a headshave everyday.


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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2016, 05:22:25 PM »
That would be a dream room, RedDog.

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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2016, 09:53:01 PM »
I haven't thought past not showing up for work. 

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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2016, 05:51:28 AM »
In my new mansion, I would have my own barbershop with a cool vintage barber chair. Then I would contract a master barber to come over and give me a headshave everyday.

What's your chances? one in 300 billion?  Not gonna happen.  Save your money and buy some Pinaud Clubman.

Read the stories of those who have won the lottery. Life is horrible after the win.



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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2016, 07:36:45 AM »

What's your chances? one in 300 billion?  Not gonna happen.  Save your money and buy some Pinaud Clubman.


I'll take a wild guess and say he can afford that already. 

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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2016, 09:29:45 AM »
Yeah, you're right, MrZed, but it still is nice to dream.

A woman in front of me at a convenience store Friday afternoon bought over $90 worth of tickets for her office pool. So, their odds were like 45 in 290,000,000. I felt rather inferior just buying one after that.
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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 06:38:35 AM »
Yeah, you're right, MrZed, but it still is nice to dream.

A woman in front of me at a convenience store Friday afternoon bought over $90 worth of tickets for her office pool. So, their odds were like 45 in 290,000,000. I felt rather inferior just buying one after that.

My friend's office bought 140 numbers, so almost 300 bucks worth and still nothing.
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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2016, 02:39:12 PM »
I think the pot is big enough that I'll throw down for a few tickets.  If I won there would be a very large SBG party cruise.
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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2016, 04:27:56 PM »
I'd send a thank you letter to the lottery commissioner .... pay for my nephew's college ... build my dream house ... buy a couple of boxcar loads of Lionel Trains for "Toys for Tots".
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2016, 12:29:38 PM »
well I already have the room with a cool vintage chair that I have had all of my adult life.  And, I am currently working on restoring a second vintage chair.

If I had someone who would come to my house and shave me I would go fully sly!  It is my aversion to shaving myself that prevents me from staying fully sly.


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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2016, 03:42:59 AM »
I seriously wouldnt care what I won, I would still be at work the next day, sure I would get my own place to live instead of renting, and would get a project car for the garage, and probably update my daily beater (all it needs beyond what I have now is air con). And sensibly make sure I have financial security, and it would give me greater ability to do through church and other good causes.
Truely I don't want a fancy lifestyle
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Re: If I won tonight's big lotto.....
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2016, 04:35:54 PM »
This is one time I respectfully disagree with Clark Howard:

http://www.clarkhoward.com/why-you-dont-want-to-win-powerball-jackpot
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