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Offline warhawk

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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2007, 09:14:41 PM »
hey honey.... where's the blowdryer?

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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2007, 09:46:23 PM »
I've been out hiking in the woods all day now I have all these burrs in my hair, Honey can you come pull them out for me.
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2007, 09:59:18 PM »
AHHH  MAN..... it's monday.... the barbershop is closed. >:(

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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2007, 10:07:13 PM »
My hair is rather curly and unruly today. I think I'll take the metrosexual route and straighten it with my wifes hair straightening iron
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2007, 10:54:17 PM »
Dude, I have lice!
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2007, 04:06:09 AM »
"I think comb-overs rock!"

or

"y'know ... i think I might be losing my hair!"

or

"I can't go out with my hair looking like this!"
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2007, 05:25:17 AM »
Those damn split ends.  ;D
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2007, 07:47:33 AM »
Hey, they're running a sale at Super Cuts
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2007, 07:53:29 AM »
Can I get this corn rowed?

OR here is the best one.....

TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep! LOL
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2007, 08:01:01 AM »
Quote from: TimmJ on August 21, 2007, 07:53:29 AM

TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep!

Maybe I read that wrong, but I think Tyler just got sexually harrassed  ^u!ez
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2007, 08:21:15 AM »
This damn humidity always makes my hair frizzy
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2007, 08:25:42 AM »
These kids are about to make me pull my hair out
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2007, 10:06:40 AM »
Time to clean the bathtub drain.
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2007, 10:26:18 AM »
Barber:  "Do you part your hair on the right or the left?"
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Re: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2007, 10:38:04 AM »
I hate it when I wear my hat because it leaves a band around my hair.
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