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Starry Starry Night


Cave Dweller:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men crawled in and fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky. What you see?"

The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger pondered for a moment, then said, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"It tell me you dumber than buffalo," Tonto snorted. "It mean someone stole tent."

Good one!



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