There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night when they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated device... larger and more wonderful that the real thing.
She went ballistic. "You impotent b@$t*d," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all these years? You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy....you explain the kids."
