There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night when they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated device... larger and more wonderful that the real thing.
She went ballistic. "You impotent b@$t*d," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all these years? You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy....you explain the kids."
sounds like loosy got some splainin' to do.
If she had some kids and that guy hadn't touched her in years I can think of some other tools I'd be using on that woman. But I don't want to get to explicit on here.
Good one Paul.
Like Lance said, I'd be using some other tools on her if this were the case eh.