Man, I'm slipping on the welcoming committee. Good to have you on board.
Sounds like you are BBC (bald by choice). They guys here are quite welcoming to us who could sport hair, but choose to embrace the bald look.
Being bald is about attitude, and a great smooth feel on the dome each morning (or evening if you shave at night).
When you regularly shave your head bald, you never have a bad hair day.
