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7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...

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Tyler:
Ok, guys, I'm looking out for you to make sure you're seen as a Sly stud and not a perv.  I found this link and thought you guys would like it, or at least think it was funny.

1. Accidental Breast Touch Number 2:
Accidental Breast Touch Number 1 will be written off as an accident - provided it doesn't linger - but ABT #2 means you're just trying to cop a feel. And hope I will write it off as another "accident", or that my breast-based nerve cells and unsophisticated girl brain are not receptive to your stealthy, ninja-like boob brush. Rendering me oblivious while you get your jollies. Which isn't the case, perv.  Read More: http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html

Sgt. Pate:
WOW!  #4 really bummed me...

"4. Going to the Gym or Appearing in Public Wearing Anything Leopard/Cheetah Print."

I guess I should stop mowing my lawn in my Leopard Speedos!   :*))

PigPen:
Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

Tyler:

--- Quote from: PigPen on August 07, 2007, 12:23:57 PM ---Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

--- End quote ---

 B@n% !*u%e

Bald_freak:

--- Quote from: PigPen on August 07, 2007, 12:23:57 PM ---Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

--- End quote ---

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! It burns!!!   It Burnssssss!!!!......Damn it Tyler, Screan this content man. My frail sanity can't handle this pornographic imagery.

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