Quote from: TimmJ on December 20, 2007, 07:29:17 AMTimmj is flying at super sonic speed when suddenly........................................He is struck by lightening. Yep, Divine retribution for pickin' on the pope. He crumbles in a smoldering heap right at the gates and the huge crowd erupts in raucous applause, moving as one towards TimmJ's lifeless corpse.
Timmj is flying at super sonic speed when suddenly........................................
Now our story is starting to make sense. Earlier it had been written in a "first person" stance. But yes, it was TimmJ who first put the sly guy in his basement and made him a hostage. As for Porky and Robmeister, the other members of ZZ Topless, they performed with Sinead O'Conner at the funeral of TimmJ while Santa and the Pope officiated. As for Janet, the Fat Perfume Chick, she had to have laser hair removal for all the hair on her body and became a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers after losing 300 lbs on it. She now lives in Seattle and is now the buyer for perfumes for Nordstrom.Porky became a trucker and Robbie became a cop and did financial counseling on the side. Both of them became leading spokesmen for the Sly Movement.All of our cast of characters went home and had a nice Christmas with their families.But the moral of this story is: sly or not, be content and happy with yourself. Yes, try to improve but realize that while someone else may supposedly look better or be richer, etc, all of us have our issues and weaknesses and struggles. So you don't really know what is going on inside of someone's brain.With this, I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy New Years, and all the other Winter Holidays!BYE BYE!To be continued???
By this time we see light coming from the other side of the crater and......