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The never ending story....maybe
Razor X:
... that chick with the perfume samples from the store. She'd instantly gained 25 pounds from the candy bars I'd forced her to eat, and she was hell-bent on revenge. Not knowing what else to do, I threw my pint of ice cream at her, hitting her square between the eyes. She picked it up and began to eat it. It was then that I finally remembered that I could fly, so catapulted myself into the air and ....
JDog:
straight into a low lying tree branch. This knocked me unconsious for a few minutes. When I came to, the fat slag was still eating the ice cream I had thrown at her and I was bleeding heavily from a gash in my perfectly slick smooth dome. I warily got to me feet and turned around only to see..
Razor X:
a tribe of Amazons who quickly overpowered me and carried me off to their remote island to be their resident stud. After tattooing my bulging biceps with their tribal bands, they catered to my every need, shaving my dome smooth every day and keeping my beard impeccably trimmed. There was some disagreement about which of them would be the first to bear my child, a conflict I feared would only escalate. So I ....
SLYinKC:
yelled, hold it ladies, there's enough of my SLY studness for everyone. It will be a sacrifice for me, but one that I will bear just to be able to bring you pleasure and proliferate an ongoing breed of new little SLY amazons children that will be my gift to the world. With extreme joy and profound appreciation they all bowed at my feet and began kissing my
Razor X:
you-know-what. It was exhausting but rewarding work. Eventually, they began to view me as their king. This was about the time that ....
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