12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis

[Sooner Steve]

A friend of a friend owns a bagel shop and she said one of her keys to success was having hot girls working in there.  I can only imagine how much better it would be if those hot girls were wearing bikinis ....  I think I need a bagel.

Bagels are a form of health food aren't they?   A hottie selling in a bikini selling me health food.  I think I like it.  Good idea Andrew.

[-Doug-]

There was guy in Richmond, VA that wanted to open a "Clip Joint." Haircuts by the scantily clad. A great idea to have a very profitable business. However, last I heard, "THE MAN" shut that idea down. For shame!

[nomad]

There was guy in Richmond, VA that wanted to open a "Clip Joint." Haircuts by the scantily clad. A great idea to have a very profitable business. However, last I heard, "THE MAN" shut that idea down. For shame!

Dam "The Man" allways trying to squelch our fun. 

[froze]

Babes and Bagels! Sounds like a good business to me!

[Timmay]

My flooring store would jump way up in sales.  How many guys would attempt to put their own flooring down if they knew we offered the services of having a bikini clad hot chick come out and install the flooring for you?  I hear that so many times from my female customers...OH my husband can put that down....then only to get a call back from them asking how do you do this now??

[PORKY]

HEY TIMM , the bikini tilemasters sounds great  , NOW , IS THERE A ADDITIONAL CHARGE FOR THONGS ? i'M JUST SITTING HERE IMAGINING THEM ON THEIR HANDS AND KNEESbent over............  (i'll be back ) 

[Timmay]

For an additional charge....you get the ladies in thongs...plus you get to keep the thongs! LOL

[Marz]

I believe there are a few drive up coffee shacks up here that feature bikini girls, drove by one once and it had a line.

[Timmay]

So Marz...being that there was a line...youjust keep riding around the block getting a free show?? You pervert! LOL

[champ007]

I say Baskin Robbins Ice Cream... if you get my POINT 

[buddha]

How about employing bikini clad women as ball washers.....on a golf course. I know I'd get my balls plenty dirty just for the chance to watch a hot bikini clad chick wash my balls .

[Jim80]

Champ if that happened I would get a cone of all 31 flavors   

I say Baskin Robbins Ice Cream... if you get my POINT 

[Timmay]

The local Rootbeer stand here in Washington.  Put them hot babes on rollerskates and seeing them smile at you as they are approaching your car to take an order.  WHen they finally reach to you, you have no words coming out of your mouth other than the ........SNAP! SNAP!....umm where were we?  Oh yeah...Mason's Rootbeer Stand....that would be good

[Mike]

I thought the same thing about work, we would get more people if we had hot chicks in bikinis. When it came time to hire a couple new people I went with one girl that always has her work shirt tied up and little shorts on, she has great people skills and I have noticed that when guys come in for a bag of feed or somethin and see her they normally hang around for awhile and buy little things around the counter, its awesome. She is a country girl but isnt the brightest bulb but she can talk people into anything.

[barberette]

Im a barber and there is a salon here in Sac town where the stylists dress in sexy fantasy type clothes, french maid; nurse; little girl bobby socks..you get the idea..
I thought about working there, but worried about the guys hitting on me too much and thought it would be too degrading.
Ive been doing hair for 26yrs, worked in the best shops in town and I when I first started I wanted to have a salon where there were "shampoo girls" in bikini tops.
I now work in a real old fashioned barber shop where we shave heads with straight razors, and use straight razors on every haircut (neck/sideburns).. Im in heaven!
Since Im very busty I try and dress professional and downplay the sexy thing, Ive found over the yrs the tips are better that way, sorry guys... just a fact.