Various Non-Bald Discussions > Jokes

I need Funny punchlines !!

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DSCSK:
Since school starts on the 3rd of january for me, i need something catchy to say to people when they ask me why im bald.

Im definitely going to say that im studying the laws of reflection to my physics teacher (if you know what I mean  ::)  )

Roger:
Tell them you had a growth spurt during the school break and now you're taller than your hair.

DSCSK:
 ;D that's a good one.

Timmer:
I'm getting in touch with my inner Buddha.

I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

My legs are too hard to reach.

Act surprised and touch your bald head with horror, say "I knew that Mexican Rogaine was a bad idea."

Simply say, "Who loves ya baby?"

Cave Dweller:
I always say my hair just migrated south. People's eyes actually have glanced down when I have said that.


--- Quote from: Timmer on December 31, 2013, 01:07:33 AM ---I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

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:*)) I am going to have to try that one.

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