This guy goes out and buys himself a new Harley. Nice bike with alot of chrome on it. Very shiny. Before he drives off the sales person gives him a small pointer on how to keep the bike in tip top shape. If he was ever caught out on the bike and it began to rain..to always keep a bottle of vaseline with him. Rub the vaseline on the chrome and it will keep it from spotting up. This guy looks at the salesman like he is cracked or something but didnt want to take any chances on messin up his bike...so he agrees. The salesman sells him a bottle and off he drove.
He goes by his GF house to pick her up as they are going to her parents house for dinner. He couldnt wait for everyone to see his new harley. Especiall her parents cause he has never met them before and he thought it would be impressive. Upon arriving at her parents she tells him to be prepared when going into the house, because there will be dirty dishes everywhere. She went on to explain that when supper time comes that the first person to speak at the table has to do all the dishes. Sure enough they walk in and dirty dishes everywhere, in the dining room, kitchen, family room an deven on the front porch. They sit down for supper and everyone is quiet. He decides hey..if no one is going to talk Im going to test them. He leans over and lets out a huge fart. Sure enough ..nothing...no one says a word. He looks over at his GF and thinking well if they arent going to talk then I am going to take advantage of it. He picks his GF up puts her on the table and starts having sex with her. Sure enough..the mom and dad and even the gf ...not a word. He sits back down...and he is like..hmmmm the mom is pretty hot herself. So hey why not...walks over to the mom...puts her up on the table...begins having sex with her...NOT A WORD. Dad and GF continue on eating. He is like this is incredible...i cant believe they would let this activity go on and not say a word. He finishes up with mom and goes to sit back at his chair. Just then he hears a roar of thunder...he looks out and it is about to storm. Remembering what the salesman had told him, He reaches in his pocket pulls out the tube of vaseline to go apply it to the chrome on the bike..Just then the Dad jumps up and says..Alright that is enough ..I will do the damn dishes!
