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Man's Best Friend

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Cave Dweller:
Gentlemen, who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Want to find out? Here is an easy test.

1) Grab your wife.

2) Grab your dog.

3) Throw them both into your car's trunk and slam it shut.

4) Wait one hour or until the game is over, whichever is longer.

5) Open the trunk.

6) Note the one that is happy to see you.

Mikekoz13:
 :o :o

slymyke:
uh-oh!  I already know the answer to that question- and on top of that, my dog loves her more-- so where does that leave me???   :-\

Vogi_the_bald:
My dog loves "cookies more" she loves me more then my girlfriend because I am the cookie giver. I walk in from work every day and she freaks out and looks like she is having a seizure she is so happy. She gives me kisses and then runs to her cookie jar and starts "talking" until i give her a cookie. Then she goes out side for an hour and then cuddles on the couch with me. But if I dont give her a cookie, she will ignore me until bed time. She is a very good girl, and smart, just suborn as hell.

Baldstu:
Got 2 next door one younger visitor a very naughty dog terrier owned by my neighbours parents tried to bite me yesterday

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