I was contemplating having a platinum rod--albeit hypoalergenic--surgically inserted into each of my pupils.
Robmeister: seriously?? Why would you do that? I wouldn't want anybody to mes with my eyes if it was purely for decorative purposes. :/ (being a near-sighted mole myself makes me very aware of the importance of good eyes)
Quote from: SBG on December 14, 2006, 03:02:54 PMRobmeister: seriously?? Why would you do that? I wouldn't want anybody to mes with my eyes if it was purely for decorative purposes. :/ (being a near-sighted mole myself makes me very aware of the importance of good eyes)No, I wasn't serious....I'm not going to have them SURGICALLY inserted....I'm going to do it myself. I figure if I just get really friggin drunk, it won't hurt as much. Then what I have to do is drill little holes in all my eye glasses to slide them onto my nose......but then I'd be committed to only looking straight ahead. Maybe I should make more of an elongated slot rather than just a hole. I dunno.
hey, you never know, I mean look up the definition of a "Prince Albert" and look nito genital bisection, frankly I think those people are insane but they still have done it.
...some things are just a bit too much.Â
I am not sure if you are serious or just yanking our chain.
I'm beginning to think we have more than just one comedian on this site...